Well Camouflaged

Why hide? Let other people see what you are really like ...

Why do women automatically assume that a man is trying to holla, run game or get the goodies? No b*tch sweetie we work 2’gether, I’m just trying to extend some professional courtesy. Trying to show yo’ crusty ass feet some love.


*Stepping Away For a Minute* I have low tolerance for nasty, dark baby toes! Please stop going to the Chinese shop at the mall and go to a spa. I only like crust on my pizza.

*... and I'm back* I’ve been told that I give off an air of “unapproachedness” « TramueLism™ ... okay maybe ♬the first time ever you saw my face♬ but after 7 years? Really? You still can’t make eye contact and part your lips to at least smile? It must be so hard walking around with a platinum vagina huh? I know, I know "My short skirt is a liberation flag in the women's army. I declare these streets, any streets, my vagina's country." (The Vagina Monologues)

From now on you get the Gas Face